For a few reasons, really, I have decided I need a gimmick.  I want to give my readers something to look forward to, while at the same time giving my blog an interactive touch.  And, truth be told, I can get lazy at times and feel I need a cop-out-type post I can rely on to get up relatively easily once a week.

Enter my fancy and well-intentioned Quote of the Week!

I yearn for the day where I don’t have to head off to a restaurant to earn a substantial part of my income.  But since that day still has yet to even approach my radar screen, I have elected to put a silver lining on my food service misery and create something all can enjoy.

We hear it all, people. Don't forget that...

Every Friday(-ish) from here on out, I will nominate the top five things I have heard while patrolling the aisle’s of my place of employment.  From disgruntled guests to perverted coworkers to, dare I predict the occasional submission from myself, help me to decide which one shall be named the Trimming Nosehairs’ Quote of the Week!

Here are this weeks top 5:

1. “Dude, I’m not kidding you…Jesus basically stole my girlfriend!”

2. “If you killed a female roommate, how would you dispose of the body?”

3. “Italy doesn’t have a red light district, but occasionally you see a house with a red light on it.”

4. “I don’t care what you say- I’m not touching your naked body!”

5. “I’m sorry, but it either tastes like sweat or soap.  There is nothing delicious about it!”