We all have those little tidbits we live by– Those little pearls of wisdom we have acquired over the years, instilled in us either by those who raised us or by years of experience, that help craft how we view the world and how we interact within it.
Curious, I asked around a bit to discover a few of these “-isms” some of my peers hold close to the vest as they meander through this little game we call life. Here is just a sampling of the results:
“Do unto others (yadda yadda yadda- we all know where this one is going, BORING!)”
“You’ll always have job security as long as you’re not the biggest retard.”
“Karma’s a bitch.”
“Never date a girl who wears orange shorts (I have witnessed the truth of this first-hand).”
“Whatever kind of beer Jesus would brew it would be right.”
“Don’t stick your fingers where you wouldn’t stick your face.”
…and of course…
“Fuck it.”
All this begs the question of what I respond with when asked about my golden rule? That’s easy:
Never, EVER, trust a man wearing loafers with no socks.
This douche is even wearing basketball shorts- SATAN!
Nothing good will EVER come from trusting a man wearing loafers with no socks!
That’s mine. What’s yours?
I guess in this case you could also say Never date a guy with orange shorts…
I agree about the orange (and even nike!) shorts, but as a boy I love the look loafers with shorts. But I can wear ankle socks if you want
. His legs and his loafers are fine to me. I mean this is a classical summer look to stay comfortable with a hint of style without being dressy, I agree loafers must not be on the dressy side.